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Mike Brown: NBA Bubble Trouble!
The NBA took a bold step and decided to stop the season right when the Billy Ray Virus hit and shut shit down faster than a rabbit in heat. … read more
Mike Brown: Vroom-Vroom!
In this issue, Mike Brown discusses car troubles. Trading in a VW Jetta for a VW Beetle turned out to be the best thing to happen this 2020. Vroom-Vroom! … read more
Mike Brown: I Hate Horses
“I hate cancer. I hate global warming. And yes, I hate horses.” After a deadly encounter, Mike Brown says the disdain he has for horses runs deep. … read more
Mike Brown: Jerry Sloan – The Man, The Myth, The...
For Mike Brown, the day former Jazz coach Jerry Sloan passed away will be included in the many tragedies of this year when looking back. … read more
Mike Brown: Who’s a Good Boy? Ender’s a Good Boy!
Mike Brown delivers the details you never knew you needed on his roommate’s dog, Ender. A ball-enthusiast and food-motivated pup, Ender is a good boy! … read more
Mike Brown: Barf!
For SLUG’s annual Beer Issue, Mike Brown provides insight on the more unfavorable side to getting drunk and rallying with friends: the dreaded beer barf. … read more
Mike Brown: Fucking Scooters!
In his latest column, Mike Brown rants on the dangers, annoyances of scooter usage (and their less-than-responsible riders) in Salt Lake City. … read more
Mike Brown: Graffiti!!!
“Like a round peg in a round hole, graffiti blended into a culture of rebellion and teen angst quite seamlessly in my high school days,” finds Mike Brown. … read more
Mike Brown: Utah Jazz Season Predictions 2019
Fall is approaching. For Mike Brown and several other dorks this only really means one thing: It’s time for some Utah Jazz basketball! … read more
Mike Brown: Pizza
Despite my belief that pizza can heal a broken nation, there is still division in the pizza community; never-ending debates that need to be put to rest. … read more