Mike Brown: I Hate Horses

Mike Brown: I Hate Horses
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“I hate cancer. I hate global warming. And yes, I hate horses.” After a deadly encounter, Mike Brown says the disdain he has for horses runs deep. … read more

Mike Brown: Jerry Sloan – The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Mike Brown: Jerry Sloan – The Man, The Myth, The...
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For Mike Brown, the day former Jazz coach Jerry Sloan passed away will be included in the many tragedies of this year when looking back. … read more

Mike Brown: Who’s a Good Boy? Ender’s a Good Boy!

Mike Brown: Who’s a Good Boy? Ender’s a Good Boy!
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Mike Brown delivers the details you never knew you needed on his roommate’s dog, Ender. A ball-enthusiast and food-motivated pup, Ender is a good boy! … read more

Mike Brown: Barf!

Mike Brown: Barf!
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For SLUG’s annual Beer Issue, Mike Brown provides insight on the more unfavorable side to getting drunk and rallying with friends: the dreaded beer barf. … read more

Mike Brown: Fucking Scooters!

Mike Brown: Fucking Scooters!
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In his latest column, Mike Brown rants on the dangers, annoyances of scooter usage (and their less-than-responsible riders) in Salt Lake City. … read more

Mike Brown: Graffiti!!!

Mike Brown: Graffiti!!!
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“Like a round peg in a round hole, graffiti blended into a culture of rebellion and teen angst quite seamlessly in my high school days,” finds Mike Brown. … read more

Mike Brown: Utah Jazz Season Predictions 2019

Mike Brown: Utah Jazz Season Predictions 2019
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Fall is approaching. For Mike Brown and several other dorks this only really means one thing: It’s time for some Utah Jazz basketball! … read more

Mike Brown: Pizza

Mike Brown: Pizza
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Despite my belief that pizza can heal a broken nation, there is still division in the pizza community; never-ending debates that need to be put to rest. … read more

Mike Brown: The Mayor of Roy

Mike Brown: The Mayor of Roy
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The Mayor of Roy resides in the only blue house in all of Roy. The Mayor of Roy is self-proclaimed. His name is Nick, and he is a nice guy. … read more

Mike Brown’s Guide to Summertime!

Mike Brown’s Guide to Summertime!
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Ah, summertime! ’Tis the season where the nights get warmer and shorter. If you live in Utah, there’s so much shit you can do that you can’t or won’t always do during the three inferior seasons. … read more