dear dickheads
![Dear Dickheads – September 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/8125-1.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – September 2014
I respect your decision to identify as and call yourself a tranny … but … it is not O.K. to lambast other people who take issue with the word as it’s used against them, and it is especially offensive that any person would define someone else’s identity against their own repeated public insistence otherwise. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – August 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/8013-Dear-Dickheads.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – August 2014
Dear Dickheads,
So I just read your review of the SLC Punk 2 concert on the SLUG website, and while it’s adequate (if a bit dry), I’m a lot more upset by the actions of Ben Weasel than your reviewer seemed to be. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – July 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7866-7714-7586-Dear-Dickheads.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – July 2014
Dear Dickheads,
How long does it take before Karma completely fucks over someone’s life? … read more
![Dear Dickheads – June 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/7714-7586-Dear-Dickheads.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – June 2014
Dear Dickheads,
When a group of kids came longboarding into my store and asked me how to remove an evil spirit from their Ouija board, I had to think about it for a minute. There are so many layers of fractal stupidity inherent to the question that it was impossible not to answer it sarcastically. It seemed incredible to me that a group of teenagers would possess within them the power to behold the forbidden knowledge of the Realm That Lies Beyond, but also tragically lack the necessary training to release a bonded spirit from their service. And why did they think some guy working the counter at a board game store would know about it? It’s not like I can afford to go to wizard college. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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![Dear Dickheads – May 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2004/09/6830-DDatsize-1.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – May 2014
Hey there officer: Not everyone is an uninformed smoker. You seem to be a very uninformed and disassociated so I figured I would do the 15 minutes of google research you opted out of. I’m going to go ahead and cover as many points as possible before my high wears off. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – April 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/7404-DDatsize.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – April 2014
Dear (Feminist) Dickheads: Are you beautifulgenital-heads familiar with social media ‘pranksters’ Andrew Hales and Stuart Edge? These two actual dicks-for-heads are Provo-based collaborative ‘pranksters’ whose comedic oeuvre largely consists of preying on women in public spaces, usually in heavily-trafficked pedestrian areas on local college campuses. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – March 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7265-DDatsize.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – March 2014
Have you ever had one of those days when you don’t wanna wake up? One of those days when everything is fucked, everybody sucks? And you don’t really know why, but you want justify ripping someone’s head off? Well that’s how I feel when it snows in Utah. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – February 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2004/09/6830-DDatsize-1.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – February 2014
I just finished catching up on all the 2013 soundwaves podcast episodes. I felt at one time to be hardcore, but its hard to keep up sometimes. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – January 2014](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7866-7714-7586-Dear-Dickheads.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – January 2014
Look. I love you guys/gals/guygals, but I take issue with the fact that you ran a profile on EA Games in November. EA is the largest video game publisher in the world. It’s a multi-billion dollar corporation. Frankly, there isn’t anything even close to “underground” about it. … read more
![Dear Dickheads – December 2013](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/8013-Dear-Dickheads.jpg)
Dear Dickheads – December 2013
Is there a reason why your magazine is concealing how fucking nice Mike Brown is in real life? Do you wave free Utah Jazz tickets (or beer…probably beer) in front of his maw and say, “Now, now, Mike. You can have these, but you’re going to have to continue your schtick of acting like a goddamn self-obsessed lunatic in public. … read more