Have you ever moshed at a church? Like, for-real moshed? Like, Sick of it All in Beavis and Butt-head's living room moshed? Like the cover of Break Down the Walls moshed? Not talking no "I pogoed to Relient K at Christian Youth Camp then bounced to the woods to smoke weed and repress painful sexual experiences with trusted religious officials" kinda moshed. No I'm not talking about that.