Issues: Issue 240 - December 2008
Bucolic Slur of Lilacs: Dame Darcy
When I was 10 years old and living in Idaho Falls, I had this ridiculous three-wheeled bicycle that my dad welded together so I could pedal my little siblings around the neighborhood. … read more
Ian G. & Self Expression Movement
SEM (Self Expression Music) is the name of a hip-hop crew. Maybe you’ve already heard of these local emcees, maybe you haven’t. … read more
Princess Kennedy: Gettin’ Gay Married
The Mormon church, no matter how disgusting, hateful and influential they were, should not be the only ones targeted. A poll in California showed that the largest supporters for Prop 8 were people over 65, Asians and African Americans … read more
Fashion Renegade: The Fabulous Life of Jared Gold
Perhaps you’ve heard about his jeweled cockroaches and about the Black Chandelier boutique. Or maybe you’ve heard talk about that one runway show that floored the fashionistas in the old Grand Hall Train Station for his Caspian runway Collection. Regardless, you’ve definitely heard about him: fashion designer Jared Gold. … read more
Mike Brown: Stupid Stupid Bernard
Disclaimer: The following story is all true. The author, however, regardless of how much he likes to drink himself, does not condone the actions of Bernard. … read more
Trail Kings
The future for the Tanner Trails looks bright. Wood and Ingersoll aren’t about to slow down with upkeep and expansion of the trails. They are constantly thinking up more efficient ways to maintain the trails year-round and coming up with crazy inventive ways to keep riding the trails even when they are covered in snow. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Take Heed, The Cumorah Hand This Way Comes
I didn’t think much of it until a few moments later when Tempest cried out, “Bloody Bollocks! What happened to my hair? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!” … read more
10 Things I Hate About Calvert
Remember if you ever meet Calvert, talk some shit to him because he won’t know what to do otherwise … read more
Product Reviews – December 2008
Headphones, parkas and gloves get reviewed. … read more
Teaching ‘Fun’damentals With Chill
The program, which originated in Burlington, Vermont in ‘96, has become an international activity. Now, based in 14 locations worldwide, it’s a way to reach less fortunate kids and allow them to enjoy the mountain life. Now in its sixth year in Utah, Chill serves over a hundred youth who without this opportunity would never get to experience snowboarding. … read more