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Product Reviews – November 2008
Decks, clothes, DVDs and more get reviewed! … read more
What to Do When You’re Not Skating
If you think skating is your whole life, get over it. Alcohol is an alcoholic’s whole life. Drugs, gambling and sex are an addict’s whole life. Do you really want to pigeonhole yourself with these fucktards? … read more
Skate Park Etiquette 101
Remember kids, it’s O.K. to fuck off. … read more
Sunday Break
It was another Sunday morning when the crew decided to mount up and sail south to a divine land of skateboard delight. … read more
The Las Vegas Skedaddle: A Weekend Trip
The party only lasted a half an hour or so but then we headed over to Jay Cooper’s house and continued to play beer pong and poker till pretty early in the morning. … read more
Painting the Town Red with Mike Murdock
I don’t know if I’d call it stealth, it’s definitely not intentional. In fact, it positively tickles me pink being able to share my art with others. … read more

Your Adventure is About to Depart: An Evening at The...
The seven-year-old only took a couple of bites of her Bow-tie Pasta and Cheese ($4.95) while her mom complained about the cold meat on her skewers of Shrimp and Beef Medallions ($9.25). … read more
My Saturday with the Mormons
Now that I’m older, my sisters are all married and have turned themselves into baby-spewing vending machines. They are spitting live fetuses out faster than machine gun bullets. And every time a new baby enters the world, they gotta bless it and I’m obligated to go to church for these events. … read more
Dear Dickheads – November 2008
Shutting down bitchmade bitches. … read more
Word Association: Lyriconomics with Kordell Black
Anyone who has spent any sort of time with Kordell Black knows he is lyrically gifted in the art of rhyme speak, so what better way to conduct his interview than by showcasing his ability to rap on spot? … read more