Dear Dickheads – September 2008

Dear Dickheads – September 2008
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Let’s see what these fucking dickheads have to say about the word “fuck”. … read more

Absinthe Films: The Joy of Snowboarding

Absinthe Films: The Joy of Snowboarding
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Get ready for Ready––Absinthe Films’ new projectthat features some of the best snowboarders in thebusiness. This year Absinthe will kick off its thirdyear of The Sphere of Influence Tour. This tour willmake its way through 21 major cities, with Salt LakeCity being the first banger stop! So seriously… getready. You’ll be left astounded and wemay even have to peel you out of thetheater––the riding is going to be thatgood. … read more

Beer Reviews – August 2008

Beer Reviews – August 2008
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When it comes to wit bier, everyone’s first thought is Blue Moon. But, because I have a palate that refuses to digest fecal matter and rotting fruit, I felt the need to produce a line-up of reviews of decent Belgian wits that are locally grown and actually taste like they should. … read more

Video Game Reviews – August 2008

Video Game Reviews – August 2008

Game review for Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots and Rock Band. … read more

Books Aloud – August 2008

Books Aloud – August 2008

Books reviewed by the braniacs @ SLUG Magazine. … read more

Inversion Trawler: MURGATROID, THE DISEMBODIED FLAPPER – August 2008

Inversion Trawler: MURGATROID, THE DISEMBODIED FLAPPER – August 2008
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Apparently we’ve got ourselves a spirit guide of sorts. Aunt Leona brought us the news in full dramatic Leona-excito-flutter. Her white Chrysler Le Baron convertible screeched to a halt in front of our house, and we heard the rapid and distinctive click-click-click of her open-toed heels along our front walk as she hurried to our front door. Boo and I were sitting in our side garden, just out of view of the front walk, so I called out, “Ahoy there Aunt Leona.” … read more

Mike Brown: The Girl’s Room

Mike Brown: The Girl’s Room
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I got a new job working the door at a local club. I won’t say which clubbecause it’s really messy in there and a health inspector could be readingthis. I’ll just say it’s more of a venue than a bar, gets loud and sweaty onthe weekends, and has some of the fastest bartenders in the west. If youorder a Kamikaze there, the barkeep is done making it by the time youfinish saying the word “Kamikaze.” … read more