Authors: Oom
![Inversion Trawler: Leona Meets Her Spirit Guide](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Leona-Dripdry-d-1024x614.jpg)
Inversion Trawler: Leona Meets Her Spirit Guide
What follows is a transcribed portion of a telephone conversation between aunt Leona and a friend of hers. With our dictaphone we were able to record only Leona’s end of the conversation: … So, I joined the group a little bit later than everybody else. The first assignment had been for each person to meditate
![The Attack of the Ponytail Snatchers](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/FNL1-1024x614.jpg)
The Attack of the Ponytail Snatchers
The cheerleading squad never saw it coming. They never saw it leaving either. Every ponytail snatched, cut off at the rubber band, not a single hair left behind. It all happened so quickly too. It was just a swish hiss sound, a breeze, and a sudden lighter feeling to the head. So I was told
Inversion Trawler: The Psychic Gifts of Sister Liahona Glow
One of Aunt Kate’s flighty friends claims to be psychically gifted. She recently decided she’d conduct a psychic investigation at Weedpatch and try to clear the house of its unsettled energies. … read more
The Inversion Trawler – June 2008
CREEP-O-BLOODY-RAMA! Bunny cat, the void dwelling creature whose front half is feline while its back half is rabbit, is an exhibitionist––and in the creepiest way … read more
Inversion Trawler: MURGATROID, THE DISEMBODIED FLAPPER – August 2008
Apparently we’ve got ourselves a spirit guide of sorts. Aunt Leona brought us the news in full dramatic Leona-excito-flutter. Her white Chrysler Le Baron convertible screeched to a halt in front of our house, and we heard the rapid and distinctive click-click-click of her open-toed heels along our front walk as she hurried to our front door. Boo and I were sitting in our side garden, just out of view of the front walk, so I called out, “Ahoy there Aunt Leona.” … read more
Inversion Trawler: HURRICANE DELILA AND TEMPEST X BLOW IN –...
Cue spooky theme music, we’ve really gone through the looking glass. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Love Infinity – November 2008
I glanced back to see Leona desperately trying to detour Tempest and Boo down an aisle while loudly whispering, “Don’t talk to him. PAHLEEEASE don’t talk to him!” … read more
Inversion Trawler – September 2008
Our spirit guide, Murgatroid, actually exists. The universe is totally different then it was before. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Refreshments Anyone? – February 2009
Arriving in flowy skirts and enveloped in a cloud of hippy scent was Liahona Glow. She walked into the parlor waving her arms in slow motion while her mouth machine-gunned scatterbrained gibberish. … read more
![Inversion Trawler – June 2009](https://www.slugmag.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/inversion-trawler.jpeg)
Inversion Trawler – June 2009
Boo became obsessed with the idea of interviewing Alfredo, Aunt Leona’s spirit guide who appears to her as a messy plate of spaghetti. … read more