Mike Brown: Utah Jazz Season Predictions 2019

Mike Brown: Utah Jazz Season Predictions 2019
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Fall is approaching. For Mike Brown and several other dorks this only really means one thing: It’s time for some Utah Jazz basketball! … read more

Mike Brown: Pizza

Mike Brown: Pizza
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Despite my belief that pizza can heal a broken nation, there is still division in the pizza community; never-ending debates that need to be put to rest. … read more

Mike Brown: The Mayor of Roy

Mike Brown: The Mayor of Roy
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The Mayor of Roy resides in the only blue house in all of Roy. The Mayor of Roy is self-proclaimed. His name is Nick, and he is a nice guy. … read more

Mike Brown’s Guide to Summertime!

Mike Brown’s Guide to Summertime!
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Ah, summertime! ’Tis the season where the nights get warmer and shorter. If you live in Utah, there’s so much shit you can do that you can’t or won’t always do during the three inferior seasons. … read more

Old Mike Brown!

Old Mike Brown!
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It’s apparent that there’s a lot of shit I used to be able to do that I just can’t anymore. And you know what? That’s OK. Getting old is inevitable. … read more

Mike Brown: #HoldMyBeer

Mike Brown: #HoldMyBeer
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Mike Brown shares a few stories of stupid shit he’s done while intoxicated. So here are some of his finest #HoldMyBeer moments. … read more

Mike Brown: .05 to Drive!

Mike Brown: .05 to Drive!
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As of Dec. 30, 2018, the great and wholesome state in which we reside has updated its DUI policy, lowering the legal limit from .08 to .05. … read more

Mike Brown: Estate Sale!

Mike Brown: Estate Sale!
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I’ll be hitting up more of these estate sales in the future on my quest of having the ultimate Jazz shrine and some cat collectibles along the way. So if you see me there, keep your hands off the cat pillows—I call dibs. … read more

Mike Brown: The Christmas Spirit!

Mike Brown: The Christmas Spirit!
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We increase in age, and along with the Christmas spirit and holiday, so does seasonal depression. The magic of Christmas just doesn’t have the same glow as we become adults by definition of age. … read more

Mike Brown: Barroom Etiquette!

Mike Brown: Barroom Etiquette!
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For this month’s installment of another booze-themed issue of SLUG Magazine, I thought I’d write a little bit about barroom etiquette, but not from a bartender’s perspective. … read more