Authors: Boo
The Inversion Trawler: Ms. Leona Dripdry
We have an aunt, Ms. Leona Dripdry. She’s somewhere in middle age but somehow stuck on planet teen. It’s not that she’s all immature and awkward or anything, she’s actually really on top of things, with poise, grace and a retarded sort of glamour. It’s just that she seems to prefer the company of teenagers, the more
Inversion Trawler: Like Mood Music to a Horror Film –...
Jackpot! We’ve met Sci-fi Man and he is more spectacular than we’d thought. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Take Heed, The Cumorah Hand This Way Comes
I didn’t think much of it until a few moments later when Tempest cried out, “Bloody Bollocks! What happened to my hair? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!” … read more
The Utah Duck-Butt Goes Global
It’s been amazing getting to know our cousin Tempest better. Before this secret and extended visit, we’d seen her only twice and had had limited communication with her … read more
Inversion Trawler: An Ill Wind That Blows No Good
Oom was convinced we didn’t have a chance of getting an interview with Cumorah Hill-de Garde. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Our Lips Are Sealed – May 2009
Aunt Leona is an obvious top candidate for an interview, so we ambushed her when she came by our place to talk to mom about whether or not bangs would suit the shape of her face. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Into the Light
Having attempted to interview Aunt Leona’s spirit guide, Alfredo, it was natural that we’d want to interview our own guiding ghost, Murgatroid. … read more
Inversion Trawler: Conny!
Aunt Leona, Oom and I were making our way through the front gate and up the walk of Aunt Kate’s home, Weedpatch, when we heard a frantic female screaming, “HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!” It was a high-pitched, cartoon mouse of a voice, and we could hear the click click click of small but speedy steps accompanying the screams and coming toward us up the sidewalk. … read more