The best thing about all-ages hardcore shows isn't the moshing. It's not the contrived feeling of male camaraderie and it's not the chance to shout along to a butchered Chain of Strength cover. No, the best thing about all-ages hardcore shows is the simple fact that six legitimate bands can play full sets, and the passive observer can still be home in time for 10 PM Simpsons re-runs and a hot bath before the following work day.