Beautiful Godzilla: I Don’t Wanna Grow Up

Beautiful Godzilla: I Don’t Wanna Grow Up
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There was a period of time when I was growing up, from about 3 to 11, when bicycles were cool and coveted for something other than their hipster/hippy appeal. From my first purple-tassled princess bike with glittery training wheels, to that shiny green 10-speed with thick, black tires, few things could give me greater joy upon entering the garage on Christmas day––except maybe not to walk in on my uncle with my mom’s old breast pump. So, what is it about bikes that’s so cool at that age? My theory has to do with the silver screen. … read more

Product Reviews – October 2012

Product Reviews – October 2012

Products from Dry Case, Liberty Bottleworks and Power Practical are reviewed this month. … read more

Princess Kennedy: Please Feed the Animals

Princess Kennedy: Please Feed the Animals
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I would love a pet––the companionship, the unconditional love. Unfortunately, my lifestyle is one that lends to not afford such a luxury. I started to think of how I could curb such cravings, and this led me on a hunt to seek out an alternative. Turns out you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one of Utah’s many heartfelt facilities for our furry and feathered friends. We have so many shelters and rescues to choose from, that are always filled to capacity and never have enough volunteers. … read more

Gallery Stroll: A Happy Death

Gallery Stroll: A Happy Death
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October, my dear old friend, I see you have come to welcome death and darkness in. Goodbye leaves, goodbye flowers, goodbye countless warm hours. Summer, you will be truly missed, but with October’s gentle kiss, I’ll welcome the change and say hello to sweaters and piles of snow. I will not cry, I will not be sad—in fact, I quite enjoy wearing plaid. To celebrate our last of days, I’ll attend galleries and parties and hopefully run into a few goblins or zombies. … read more

Video Game Reviews – October 2012

Video Game Reviews – October 2012

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Deponia are reviewed. … read more

Mike Brown’s Monthly Dirt: My Bucket List

Mike Brown’s Monthly Dirt: My Bucket List
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Whenever there is a prediction that the world is ending, I think about my bucket list—otherwise known as “some shit I want to do before I die.” While researching for this article, I decided to put my actual list on paper and hang it up with some check marks. I realized then that my bucket list is relatively short, which could mean one of two things: I’m either extremely unambitious or extremely content. … read more

Book Reviews – October 2012

Book Reviews – October 2012

America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom by Meghan McCain & Michael Ian Black, Bury Me In Smoke by Megan Kennedy and If You Can’t Make It Here, Get Out by Jane Potter and G. E. Feldman are reviewed. … read more

Movie Reviews – October 2012

Movie Reviews – October 2012

The Ambassador, Excision, Goats, Shut Up and Play the Hits and V/H/S are reviewed. … read more

National Music Reviews – October 2012

National Music Reviews – October 2012
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New and recent releases from Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, Between The Buried & Me, Cat Power, Deerhoof, Dinosaur Jr., Enslaved, Lavatory, NOFX, Sea Wolf, Slug Guts and many more are reviewed. … read more

Worshiping A Place to Bury Strangers

Worshiping A Place to Bury Strangers
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“We don’t try to be loud at all, we just play at a volume that feels good to us,” says Oliver Ackermann of New York noise-rockers A Place To Bury Strangers. Ackermann supplies the reverb-saturated baritone vocals to the group, who have been labeled as the “loudest band in New York” by various music critics since their formation in 2003. Over time, the label of loudness has become a bit of a nuisance for the band. “We play music, and I don’t think music should really be described.” … read more